Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have already put on my inside pants.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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