How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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