when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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