Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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