EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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