FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
