Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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