so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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