Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
