You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just want to make out with him forever
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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