nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I need you to use more vowels.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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