When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
