puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he was CRYING into my vagina
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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