She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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