He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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