can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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