Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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