I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
it hurts more in the daytime
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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