We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i will never coherently bang her
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Semen is not good for contacts.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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