i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We named our party play list daddy issues
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
