just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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