wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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