he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I didn't notice because vodka
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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