Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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