She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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