Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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