I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
