a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I need water and some morals
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
