it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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