everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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