Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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