4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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