was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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