OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i barfeds in our rink
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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