Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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