make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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