I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
