yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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