I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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