sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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