I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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