Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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