So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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