She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you are never too drunk for berry picking
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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