Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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