that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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