He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
