I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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