Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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