she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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